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Quote Post Sat, Mar. 29, 2014 69,218 notes

“You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.”

Eliezer Yudkowsky (via abundance-mine)

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Quote Post Fri, Mar. 28, 2014 10,279 notes

“She wanted something else, something different, something more. Passion and romance, perhaps, or maybe quiet conversations in candlelit rooms, or perhaps something as simple as not being second.”

 Nicholas SparksThe Notebook (via dissapolnted)

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Quote Post Fri, Mar. 21, 2014 125,902 notes

“I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself.”

Haruki Murakami (via lacedupchanel)

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Quote Post Thu, Mar. 20, 2014 43,142 notes

“I’m not afraid of dying. Pieces of me die all the time.”

Sage Francis, Agony In Her Body  (via disappolnted)

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Quote Post Wed, Mar. 19, 2014 207,259 notes

“Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her.”

Trent Shelton (via jennayliu)

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Quote Post Mon, Feb. 17, 2014 30,138 notes

“Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to you.”

Carl Jung  (via dissapolnted)

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Quote Post Wed, Feb. 05, 2014 6,817 notes

“Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in front of people who loved me, so I knew what Augustus was doing. You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them, and you will be nothing but a Sadness in their lives, and you must not become a mere sadness, so you will not cry, and you say all of this to yourself while looking up at the ceiling, and then you swallow even though your throat does not want to close and you look at the person who loves you and smile.”

John GreenThe Fault in Our Stars (via dissapolnted)

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Quote Post Tue, Feb. 04, 2014 37,302 notes

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via dissapolnted)

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Quote Post Tue, Feb. 04, 2014 5,542 notes

“In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.”

Buddhist Saying (via dissapolnted)

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Quote Post Sat, Jan. 18, 2014 2,217 notes

“You were so nice to me when I was having my problems, but now that you’re having yours, it seems there’s not a thing I can do for you. You’re all locked up in that little world of yours, and when I try knocking on the door, you just sort of look up for a second and go right back inside.”

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via durianquotes)

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